Symptoms of being female

Something interesting you might notice...

Google "Symptoms of a menstrual period". Aside from the obvious, you might also find the following symptoms:
*Nausea
*Pain in the abdomen
*Headaches
*Bloating

Now Google "Symptoms of Ovulation". Some results you might find are:
*Pain in the abdomen or back
*Dizziness

And finally, google "Symptoms of PMS". Some symptoms are:
*Pain in the abdomen
*Bloating
*Headaches
*Moodiness

A month is only 30 days... if you add it all up, we're running dangerously low on days. So my question is, when can I expect to feel good?